Hypothetically Speaking...

Imagine your husband's hypothetical friend / co-worker purchases a new grill and offers you their old one, all you have to do is pick it up.

So you both go over to their house and pick up the grill that weekend, carefully removing the propane tank and tools and leaving them behind. You bring the grill home and your husband cleans it up.

The following week your husband emails his friend thanking him for the grill and cover and asking where the rotisserie piece is so you can try the grill out. At this point the former co-worker tells your hypothetical husband to call him.

Your hypothetical husband is informed the co-worker still has two grills in his back yard!

Upon further examination, it is discovered the grill was picked up from a house the co-worker lived in years ago.

Against everyone's advice to the contrary, (due to the sue happy area you live in) the hypothetical grill is stealthily re-delivered, much cleaner than before, the following weekend in the middle of the night.

Let's say that it's really not that funny...